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12 ways to waste a coffee break

Velvet Hour

Blackjack

A single-seat after-hours table. Hit, stand, double, split, insurance — all the casino rules with a gold-and-velvet finish.

Deal me in →
Velvet Hour

Roulette

A single-seat European wheel. Place chips on the felt, watch the croupier spin, listen for the click. Same after-hours room as Blackjack.

Place your bet →
Velvet Hour

Slots

Five reels, three rows, five paylines. Pull the lever, watch the brass cabinet hum, hold for a row of golden Vs. Same after-hours room as Blackjack and Roulette.

Pull the lever →
Production Incident Whacker

Whack-a-Bug

Smash bugs, ship features, dodge prod-down sirens. Four modes, golden bonuses, three power-ups, and a custom hammer that swings on click.

Deploy ▸
Slice the Backlog

Software
Ninja

Slice bugs, tickets, deploys, and PRs as they fly past — but never touch a 500-error bomb. Power-ups, boss bugs, three difficulty modes.

► Sharpen the blade
1984 Arcade Shooter

Goose Hunt

Mouse-aim, click to shoot, R to reload. Three goose types plus a rare golden bonus, an arcade quota mode and an endless mode, with a raccoon hunting buddy named Rascal.

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Physics Stacking

Skyscraper of
Babel

Drop floors from a swinging crane and stack a tower to the heavens. Random wind gusts, fog, jitter, and golden floors. Reach checkpoints to stabilize. Three strikes and the tower topples.

▲ Begin building
Tap Trainer

Beer Tapper

Pour some drinks! But stop right at the line for max points.

🍺 Pour me one
Mystic Fortune Teller

Zoltar

Insert a coin, ask a question, and Zoltar will reveal your truth. Keep the cards. The fates remember.

Insert one coin →
Inked Naval Reckoning

Deep Reckoning

Battleship reimagined as a cartographer's inked folio. Plot your fleet on parchment and hunt the enemy across the deep, whether against a CPU admiral or up to four captains sharing a screen or playing online. Sketch your own island charts at the Cartographer's Bench when the default seas grow tame.

Plot the charts →
AI Learning Sim

Evolution Derby

An AI neuroevolution simulation: 5 horses with no instructions, no animations, and no idea what they're doing.

Start the sim →
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Keyboard Rhythm Arcade

TAP TAP REVOLUTION

Four procedurally-synthesised tracks, four difficulties, falling arrows. Hit perfect, build combo, grade out at S. Neon or terminal.

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